we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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