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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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