we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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