her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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