Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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