She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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