He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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