he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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