i would punch a child for taco bell
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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