This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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