I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
tell me about the eggs
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