Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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