Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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