She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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