I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
tell me about the fingering
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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