I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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