I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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