There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize