That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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