so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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