Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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