She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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