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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Are we still banned from the library?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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