I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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