spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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