No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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