I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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