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(469): View more from Texas

Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them

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(805): View more from California

You guys coming?

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We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure

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(905): View more from Toronto

I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.

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(517): View more from Michigan

My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am

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(380): View more from Ohio

She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time

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(661): View more from California

I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.

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(775): View more from Nevada

He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on

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(775): View more from Nevada

And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out

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