so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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