he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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