I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We talked him into tasing himself.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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