saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
