What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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