My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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