Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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