hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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