Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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