she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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