He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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