Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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