The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
