No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
