I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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