How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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