like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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