Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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