i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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