Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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