I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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