I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We need to rekindle our bromance
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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