i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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