handjob tips. give me some.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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