oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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