ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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