So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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