yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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