found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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