haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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